'Lively processionals, boisterous toasts, rowdy huzzahs, gargantuan bibs, fanfares, voracity and plenitude stagger your senses as wenches load to the boards to groaning. PResiding over the six-course Tudor Feaste, a King and Queen, chosen from among the guests assembled, command the entertainment to be merry. To double and redouble your feasting pleasure, two troops of jesters, jugglers and acrobats compete for royal favor as courtly entertainers for all Feastes yet to come.'
